Crime doesn't pay...

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...

Just sayin'...

Criminals...no matter how hard they try, they always get caught because they leave a trail of evidence behind, don't they? Whether they rob a bank or hack a computer, there's always a trail of footprints. Or if they work in a group, they eventually rat each other out. They'll turn on each other like vipers in a snake pit. Or their dumb girlfriend will open her big mouth and lead the police right to them. So many ways they F it up. Ahhhh, bad boys, bad boys, whatcha' gonna do?

Villains eventually must go to jail...

Criminals...

...specifically, the "straight" homophobic kind. It always makes me smile when they go to prison. Because we've all seen the studies that show these guys are in fact, closet cases, who act out on gays as a way to try to mentally keep their own gay feelings in check. Which never works. Eventually, their true gay self surfaces. But getting caught for their crimes and going to jail makes it surface so much faster. I don't know if jail is their worst nightmare or a dream come true. But either way, they go in "straight" and leave prison as gay as Elton John's fanny pack. Some day, hopefully in our country, they won't have to go to such extremes to feel and be comfortable with themselves.

Crime doesn't pay...