The Penguin

Now that we've all been stuffed with food, it's time to talk turkey. It's 2009, and the Penguin is still fat. No more excuses---he needs a makeover. Most criminals have plenty of time to hit the prison gym, workout and leave prison all buff. I say let's get him on a diet and exercise program and slim him down. He could have a whole new image. But if he insists on staying heavy, then he needs some buff umbrella boys in his gang.